PJ - Poor Jokes

Some of them are deadly so read at your own risk



Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?

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A) Square Roots

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Q) What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?

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A) Ohm

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Q) Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?

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A) Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure

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Q) A man went to the church and told the priest,"Father, I have sinned ninety times". Father said, "beta dont worry u will get caught 45 times." How did Father work this out. Was he a clairvoyant?

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A) Becoz sin 90=cot 45

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Q) Why Dont people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ

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A) Because the Joke part of it is imaginary!!! !

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Q) Wat do u cal a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?

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A) Pizza!

Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h

=>pi*z*z* a

=Pizza

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HUBBY runs home yelling : " Pack ur bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto"

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WIFE: Oh dear !!!! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???

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HUBBY : " WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST... "

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Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady. Why?

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because, In chemical terms

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Iron = Fe

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Man = Male

So Iron Man becomes Fe-Male or female


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